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Post by Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd on Sept 26, 2011 23:40:38 GMT -5
U-G-H!!!!
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Post by Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd on Sept 27, 2011 0:13:27 GMT -5
I will post probably my last confessional tomorrow..
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Post by Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd on Sept 27, 2011 16:23:01 GMT -5
Episode 11: All By Myself
Day 37: Fallen Soldiers With Bitches Remaining
37 days ago, 18 random strangers walked up onto the beaches of Sausage Island. Little did they know, they were about to compete in the most difficult game of their lives. What awaited them...was a mystery!!
So I walked up to the beach and said my "Hello's" and most of them pissed me off right from the start. I did not like Phillip, Shambo, Rory, Rob, Jason, Cirie, or Courtney. I was ready to vote everyone out right then and there. We find out that there is this twist where we ALL go to tribal council the first round. I was in shock because 18 votes is pretty crazy! All of the REAL women got together and decided to take out Cirie because of her annoying attitude and her being somewhat inactive. At that point, a Boob Alliance was formed between DDanielle, Kim, Neleh, Sally, and me. I was feeling pretty safe with that until tribes were formed. All of them went to the other tribe while I was stuck on the lame ass Gwad. tribe. SHEREA WAS NOT HAPPY! And America knew Sherea was not happy. But I fought my hardest every round to stay because for some lame reason I was always a target.
So the first tribe challenge brought a LOT of conflict to our lame ass tribe. Phillip quickly came off as the tribe bully and the girls were not having it. Bob, Rory, Courtney, Ashley, and me quickly found out that Phillip and Jimmy were in an alliance so we burst into action and voted Jimmy's worthless ass out. (just being honest about the game...still sad about what happened).
As the next few rounds came to fruition, it was apparent to me and Bob that Rory could not be trusted. He kept going behind our backs and telling Phillip and Shambo what was going on. After Ashley got voted out for being worthless, Rory pushed to save Shambo, someone who he had wanted out since day 1. We went along with it not even thinking of the consequences and Courtney was voted out of the game.
The next round brought some shuffling. DD, Rob, and Ed joined Gwad while Bob left and went over to the other tribe. I was feeling a little better because I trusted DD and Ed and I still had Rory. It was time to eliminate the disease called Phillip! So we got to the challenge beach and Lex and Brett told us that both tribes had to vote someone out! I instantly gasped and felt really nervous.
DDanielle won the individual challenge...yay! Now we had to make sure that Phillip was leaving the game. We were worried about the hidden immunity idol coming into play because we thought Rob had it. The day started with us going to Rory and Ed and telling them that the vote was for Phillip. Rory refused to vote out Phillip which hit the nail on the head. He was with Phillip and Shambo and he was playing both sides. He was officially named The Bitch With an Itch to Snitch! DD and I were feeling pretty helpless until God sent down a hero in disguise. Rob started talking to us and told us that he wanted Phillip out. He was pissed at Phillip because he was ruining everything. He told us that they WERE aligned but that he could no longer trust Phillip with anything. When we got to tribal, I was nervous like there was no tomorrow. I was expecting to be leaving the island that night...no jury...no merge...nothing!
When the hosts started reading the votes I was shaking SO bad! Two votes cast for me...I was a goner! Then a beam of light shot down onto my face. I looked up and saw Aretha Franklin looking down at me. She said "Gurl, you are a natural woman and you gotta make these bitches cry...own it gurlfriend!" The rest of the votes were read and for some strange reason, Phillip was getting his torched snuffed and I was still seated...in the game! This tribal council proved that DD and I were in it to win it...together!
After that round, my tribe lost yet again and I was sent to tribal for the sixth time. At first we planned on voting out Rob BUT the plan backfired when Ed decided to tell Rob about the plan and make up lies. All of the drama caught up to him when everyone got in on voting Ed out. Ed was then voted out at tribal council because of his terrible game play.
The next round brought happiness to my soul. Kim and Ted both agreed to throw the challenge so that DD and I would stay in the game. Ted got there first and when the other tribe went to tribal council, Sally was brutally blindsided. That left a very bitter taste in Neleh's mouth and she was ready to flop instantly as her best friend Sally became the first jury member. The next round finally brought the merge. YAY MERGE!...
At this point in the game, I had fought SO hard to be here, I was running out of steam, but I was still kickin'. DD and I had our plans in set to make the final 2 together...however...plans change as people change! The first round of the merge brought out the fact that Kim actually had the idol...not Rob. We were starting to get worried because it seemed like everyone was on Kim's side and no one was on our side. However, our plan to get rid of Ted worked and he was sent to the jury.
The next few days were really miserable at camp which caused Shambo to run and cry. She ended up leaving the game which was FINE BY ME! At the challenge, Kim won yet again and that point, DD and I were kinda over her. We were sick of her running stuff but with her winning immunity, she stayed safe. The vote at first was for Shane, then it switched to Jason, then it went back to Shane. We had Neleh, Shane, and Rory on our side but Rory was being a rat yet again and telling Kim everything. This caused Kim and us to fight and it was official...the Boob Alliance was gone. At tribal, Shane was voted out which left me and DD all alone since we hadn't told Rory or Neleh about the switch.
The final 7 is marked as the round the Queens fell from their pedestals. Kim won the immunity challenge yet again and when tribal council came, Rory flopped over to Kim's side and DDanielle was voted out. I had lost my partner in crime. And that leads us to the final 6. Sherea, Kim, Jason, Neleh, Rob, and Rory...who will win?!
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RECAP OVER
I am overall very happy with how I played this game...I stayed true to my ally DD and I did whatever I had to do to make it as far as a I could. There are, however, some people I would love to see DIE!
Rory - He is a bitch! I have not once played a game with someone so stupid in my life. He seriously acts like he's 3 years old. He starts fights about things that don't even matter and his paranoia level is so high a plane couldn't reach it. If he makes it to the finals, I am going to make it my duty to make sure not only loses, but gets NO votes from the jury. I refuse to let that imbecile win the game!!
Rob - He is also playing both sides. It is really obvious at this point he does not have a mind of his own and he has made NO moves to advance himself further. He has road Kim's coattails since the merge and he will continue to ride her coattails until he is either with her in the finals or sitting right next to me in the jury.
Jason - Can I say I think Jason is by far (besides Shane) the most boring person in this game?! He started off being really active with his "God of the Sea" sayings and almost winning the first challenge...then he got super boring. He is never on AIM and he never interacts with anyone. He is always sitting around camp holding Kim's tits or staring as her ass while she looks for more idols.
Pretty much, I would gladly vote for Kim or Neleh to win this game because Kim has had, by far, the best physical and social game while Neleh has also played the best social game. I feel like most of the tough competitors who deserved to win got out really quick and all that was left was a pile of bitches.
America, I know you have enjoyed me this past month because I am your favorite. With my excessive bitching, role-playing, and great game-playing, I have definitely been the most enjoyable contestant here! I am already excited to come back for All-Stars and WOW you all with my impressive social skills. Get ready America because Sherea WILL BE BACK SOMEDAY!!!!!!!!!!! <33333
For the last time..
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Post by Rory "The Crusher" on Oct 30, 2011 16:04:48 GMT -5
O RLY?  Glad you changed your mind!  |
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Post by Ted Rogers on Oct 31, 2011 2:51:13 GMT -5
Episode 7: What is Danger?!
So now I am thinking about the merge and what is going to get me far in the game. I know I am with DD but I am not playing for second...I am playing to win. I have to start branching out and not being DD's respectable individual. I will still be loyal to her but I have to make moves that will benefit me in the long run, not her. My first move was making a solid alliance with Ted. I know Ted and DD do not get along whatsoever so I promised Ted I would not tell DD about who he is. If it comes down to us in the final 5 or so...I will throw Ted under the bus so that DD rallies for him to leave. I can use that as amo against him. He also told me that Neleh and Jason do not like each other. This helps my side in the merge because those two are not with us. That way...the other side hates each other and we are golden. I am looking forward to the strategy of merge and how the rest of the game plays out. Sherea is ready to win this poopoo and show America that their favorite can rock poopoo out!!
<3 Sherea Bitch!!! I thought we had something special with all the Grinding  |
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