Oh, How They Bounce!

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

Episode 5: Reunion of a Power Couple
Day 17: I'm Melting...

So this could be my last day on Sausage Island. I am very sad that my time could be coming to an end but I have hope that Rob will pull through and vote out Phillip with us. I am so glad that I won the public fight and I am also glad I will be leaving with a BANG! Not much to really talk about...I am pretty mellow today. If I leave, this is my last confessional...if not...Sherea will be back writing about more shit for round 6. <3

<3 Sherea

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

SHEREA WALKS BACK TO CAMP!

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

Episode 6: In Charge and Not In Agreement
Day 22: Tribal or Not?!

So I am still in the game because Phillip was a bastard! Phillip plotted his own demise and I am SO happy that I stayed because I deserved it. Now I am ready to continue on and make sure Shambo is gone next. However, DDanielle and I are not agreeing on Shambo leaving. She wants Boston Rob out and she wants to get Shambo to vote with us. I told DD that Shambo will do whatever she can to get me out. If she tells Rob to play his immunity idol, they will blindside me and I will not allow that to happen!

Sherea will never get blindsided!

Anyway, my plan is to get Rory and Ed to vote with me for Shambo and I will also attempt to get Rob to vote for Shambo. DD better not mess with the system because I will not let her blindside me. I will do whatever I can to advance MYSELF in the game and since Shambo is out to get me...I want her out NOW!

We are still waiting for results from the challenge and I am very torn. I do want to win just so I am definitely in the top 11 and even closer to the jury portion of the game but I would not mind losing because I want another evil twit out.

I want my title at the end of the season to be "Sherea: The Last Remaining Gwadatim". It has a very nice ring to it and I will do whatever I have to to make sure it happens. Shambo will be gone first then Rory will have to leave...awe too bad for him. He lied to Sherea so he will pay!

I am very excited for the merge because I feel like I do have a lot of bonds with people. I have a bond with Sally, Neleh, Ted, DD, KP, Rob, Jason, Ed, and Rory. My goal once we merge is to get Shane, Shambo, and Rob out because I have not talked to Shane, Shambo is a cunt, and Rob is obviously in charge of the huge opposing alliance. Once that happens maybe the female alliance can come back into the picture. Sally, Neleh, DD, KP, and myself could take them all out then me, KP, and DD could get rid of Neleh and Sally. <3 I am excited to see how the rest of this game plays out!

<3 Sherea

[Host Brett]

Why?

[Host Lex]

More!

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

Episode 7: What is Danger?!
Day 25: Catching Up to Do

OMG so I am slacking so bad with these but I will try to catch up right now. Last round was dramatic yet again. At first the plan was to vote out Rob...but I was trying to convince DD to vote out Shambo. Then I kinda sucked up to Rob and did what Sherea does best....told everything! I told him that if he had the idol he better play it because he is getting blindsided. This move was to make sure I was never the first target of Rob's and that he can trust ME the most! This plan worked out perfectly up until Ed went crazy! Seriously that bitch ruins everything!!! He is like the worst player ever and he thinks he is SO good. It's so fuckin annoying to put up with him!

So Ed intruded on the plan and told DD that I told Rob about the plan to blindside him. DD confronted me and of course I lied to her...oops! Well, anyway, since DD trusts me, she trusted in what I said and we went after the poison who ALMOST ruined my game. So we got everyone together and we all voted out the cancer in the tribe Ed. I even told Shambo that we were voting out Ed and that she did not have to worry. I was nice to her :-O Of course I had to switch things up again and vote for Shambo. I only did that as a precaution in case Ed did in fact play an idol. That way the vote would not fall back on me...but on her.

So round seven came to a dramatic finish when Sherea escaped her first tribal council date. That's right America...mark your calendars because round 7 is the ONLY round in the game Sherea has been / ever will be safe from tribal council. I have had to fight my ass off since the game started so to have ONE round off is very nice. It is sort of bittersweet because now Rory, Shambo, and Rob will all make the merge but now I am guaranteed a spot in the merge AND the jury! YAY! America's favorite is in this game to win!

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Sherea Shows a Sentimental Side
So right after the glorious news that we had escaped tribal council, Brett and Lex informed us that a fellow cast member had passed. This news shook me ... even though I didn't know Jimmy very well...this is just shocking! I mean he was on my tribe...I talked to him in his final weeks. I literally turned white hearing this news. I wish him well in Heavan and let him rest in peace!

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So now I am thinking about the merge and what is going to get me far in the game. I know I am with DD but I am not playing for second...I am playing to win. I have to start branching out and not being DD's bitch. I will still be loyal to her but I have to make moves that will benefit me in the long run, not her. My first move was making a solid alliance with Ted. I know Ted and DD do not get along whatsoever so I promised Ted I would not tell DD about who he is. If it comes down to us in the final 5 or so...I will throw Ted under the bus so that DD rallies for him to leave. I can use that as amo against him. He also told me that Neleh and Jason do not like each other. This helps my side in the merge because those two are not with us. That way...the other side hates each other and we are golden. I am looking forward to the strategy of merge and how the rest of the game plays out. Sherea is ready to win this shit and show America that their favorite can rock shit out!!

<3 Sherea

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

Episode 8: Random Chatter
Day 28: All-Stars...Here I Come

So last round couldn't have gone any better! Sally got voted out and now our alliance is stronger than ever (minus Sally's rant which I will talk about in a bit)...KP, DD, and I have been in control of every single vote in this game. We are a huge power alliance that people need to watch out for! However, now it's time for Sherea to strike by herself.

Sally sent a PM to Rory and a bunch of other people about us three having an alliance and trying to get her to join it. We are thinking that everyone knows now and is after us so we do have to be careful about who we tell about the vote. Our plan for this first merge round is to get rid of Ted. He is a threat simply because he hates DD and KP. They have a bad past and now they want to cut his head off before he can slay them. KP told me that she has Jason in her back pocket...which I don't like because she can easily use Jason to get me and DD out eventually. We also have Rory who is sucking up to us SO bad because he just wants to be in the majority alliance.

What I don't like is that DD and KP are after Ted because of past experience but every time I want Shambo out, they make up a lame excuse. I am starting to feel like I am not "with" anyone in this game which means I need to find a new friend. I am thinking that could be Neleh. We both talked for about an hour a few nights ago and we agreed that we would watch out for each other. I am not confident in her whatsoever but I am thinking if she and I both survive past DD and KP...I could use her to get further.

I am not strong in challenges and I don't ever win so I do not expect to win any challenges in the merge. No matter what I want to go to the final 2 with DD but in order to do that, I need KP out soon...really soon!!!

<3 Sherea

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

Episode 8: Random Chatter
Day 29: QUITTER

OMG this is just perfect for me right now! Shambo quit which means even less people on the other side. KP, DD, and I are totally in control because everyone is with us. Neleh, Rob, and Ted trust me...Jason trusts KP...no one trusts DD...LOL

So the plan is to vote off Ted this round however, we now have the votes I am thinking of switching it up to vote out Rob. DD, KP, and I will vote for Rob. We will also get Ted, Shane, and Jason. That is 6/9 votes. I don't trust Ted completely so I am going to tell him to vote for Rory. Rob wants to vote for Ted so if the idol IS played...Ted will just get out anyway. This is just perfect and it is finally time for <ME> to make a move by myself!

Order of How Sherea Wants People Out
9. Rob
8. Ted
7. Neleh
6. Jason
5. Shane
4. KP
3. Rory
2. DD
1. Sherea

<3 Sherea

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

Episode 8: Random Chatter
Day 30: Sherea Assess the Tribe

I think it is time for Sherea to once again assess her competitors and tell nothing but the trust about everyone! Enjoy <3


Shambo Waters

Shambo was a bitch! She pretty much joined this game, saw I was here, and targeted me at every single tribal council we attended. I am so happy I am now done with her bull shit. I do think that if I go to the finals with the right people, Shambo will vote for me to win since we are friends outside the game<3 Who would have guessed?! Anyway, with her gone, now I don't have to worry about anyone coming up to me when I'm sleeping and slitting my throat...yay for justice <3


Ted Rogers

So Ted is a friend of mine inside this game and outside of it. Unfortunately he is not on the good side of the tribe because of his past relationships with Kim, DDanielle, and Rory. He is going to be leaving this round because no one likes him. It sucks because I do trust him and want to carry him forward so I know I have more votes with me but I guess it is his time. I will miss being butt-raped every night in my sleep...


Jason Siska

Jason is like my little stud muffin. He is the only Abercrombie guy around here so I gotta keep me some man meat to stare at. Seriously, when he is fishing I just stare at his hot bod while he does his cute slow motion run to the water. Then when he comes out...omg! Talk about orgasm!!! I would not mind going to the finals with him so we can spend one night together...alone (;


Kim Powers

Kim is like one of my good ORG friends however I do not trust her in this game whatsoever! I hope blindsiding her would not hurt our friendship. She has to know it's coming eventually. I do not plan on going near the finals with her. Sorry gurl<3


Rory Freeman

My home dawg! When no one is watching we fool around in the hut...I like to play with his cute eye patch. He tell me to pull his finger and we always laugh because he has a hook. I pull his hook instead. We black bitches like to pull a lot of shit....


DDanielle DDilorenzo

She is my main girl right now. I will never vote her out no matter what and if I don't win this game I want her to win. I talk bad about her to people just so she comes off as a threat and so it seems we aren't that close but she knows I love her.


Boston Rob

Boston Rob walks around camp like he owns the place. Like seriously you are NOT the king here ass hole. Dig a hole and jump in it...I will gladly bury you. I can't wait to see his picture turn black and white and for his ass to be sent to the jury. Sure I like him as a person but in this game he causes way too much stress for me.


Shane Powers

Who is he? What is he doing here? I have been on this island for about a month and he has never spoken to me. He is always huddled in the hut. He never talks, he is extremely shy, but when you try to sit by him he barks at you. He is just a crazy old man. After Ted leaves this round, he is telling Shane to work with me so I will have to try to communicate with his after this round.


Neleh Dennis

She is like America's Sweetheart...how cute. I do not like nice players so she will have to go soon. She like grabs on to Rob's legs and takes rides. She is obviously with him and it's like SO obvious. I hear them kissing by the fire at night...I hear their late night lovin'!!

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And that is Sherea's assessment of the tribe. Since I am America's Favorite, everything I say is the truth and nothing but the truth. Can't wait for you all to see what I have in store for the rest of the game...it's gonna be a wild ride America!!

<3 Sherea

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

Episode 9: Stupid Girls
Day 31: I'm a Bitch, I'm a Lover

"Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?"

I have SO much to say and I have no idea where to even start! Okay, first of all, this round started off very very very easy but it has turned into a whirlwind of disaster. I have No idea who is going to be leaving tonight...it could be me, who the hell knows!

So we go to the challenge thinking, OH it's gonna be like running or swimming or...dating so obviously Sherea is no competition. When we arrive on the beach and see a simple table I'm like YES! Then the money comes rolling out and I do this funky dance like I'm getting all into it because it is NOT ENDURANCE so Sherea could actually win something...omg right?!



So Lex and Brett appear behind the table and I smile this huge smile because I know I am good at bidding...how else do I get dates?! Craig's List people!!! The auctions starts and I am just so happy to be alive. I just start to bid on everything. I got so excited for item #3 that I just went crazy and got it yay for Sherea! I was SO excited that I threw my money at Neleh and ran back to camp to see what I got.

When I got back to camp, I saw Rob looking everywhere for the idol and I was like... "Rob, darling...Kim has it...dumb ass" He looked at me and was like "Shut up cunt". Then I pulled out my Amanda side and went ape shit on him!



We obviously made up because it was purely a show for America's enjoyment because America loves me!! So I looked in my bag and saw that America supplied their favorite with the most amazing award ever. Like seriously, it is the most appealing, beautiful, amazing, creative, fake idol I have ever seen! Sometimes I don't know whether to love America back or just drop an A-Bomb on those bitches!

So everyone else got back and I saw that Kim once again had the necklace...seriously she needs to just stop this nonsense. I will not stand for her winning ANYTHING ELSE! Once she doesn't win immunity she will STILL be safe because she has that stupid idol in her bra. Speaking of which, all these skinny bitches are starting to get on my nerves. I mean it's obvious I am America's favorite because I AM the epitome of diversity. I am a crazy, over-weight black woman. How more diverse can you get!? I mean Sherea for mother fucking president!



All of these stupid girls with their stupid bikini bodies, stupid flirtatious attitudes, stupid gorgeous hair, and stupid fucked up brains. I would much rather be on a tribe with girls who are fat!



So anyway, everyone started scrambling once they got back to camp. Kim was once again sticking her hand in Jason's shorts, Neleh was rubbing Rob's back, and Rory was flaunting his pirate look. THIS is why I love Rory...he is not afraid to be different! I took Shane and Rory into the woods and TOLD them that Shane was being targeted by the other girls and Jason. So I came up with a plan to blindside Neleh. We just needed ONE more vote so I went to DD and demanded her to vote how I want for once. She agreed. I was feeling pretty good about the whole Neleh blindside last night BUT these STUPID GIRLS ruin everything!!!

Reasons to eliminate Neleh
1. She is friends with Kim
2. She is friends with Rob
3. She is friends with the jury
4. She has access to an idol
5. She is the social butterfly

Reasons to eliminate Shane
1. "He voted for me last round" ~ DD

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Seriously?! You call THAT good game play DD?! That is not playing emotional AT ALL!!.... Shane promised that he would stick with us and you want him out because of ONE measly vote...that is SO retarded! But yeah anyway, she went along with it until today.

I was at school minding my own business...you know sitting in Calculus when all of a sudden "BZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" and I'm like OH SHIT! So I checked my phone and saw that DD texted me. I quickly checked it and this is what it said,...

"I told KP about the vote"

OH HELL NO!!! Can you imagine Sherea seeing this during Calculus and NOT making a scene?! Well I didn't make a scene but let me tell you, I have NEVER wanted to do a facepalm so bad in my life. These girls are RUINING my game! I specifically told DD last night that Neleh was FRIENDS with Kim and that we could NOT tell her! Why would you tell your enemy that you want to vote out their best friend...especially when they have an idol?! omg....

So I got home from school and now I am forced to vote out Shane which I do NOT want to do. My allies are falling apart and I feel like I am all by myself against the enemy since my own allies are NO help whatsoever!

I am now forcing myself to make mends with these bitches so that I am not on the list next round. I am trying to mend fences between KP and DD so that maybe the women can just vote out Rory and Rob next but that is not going to happen because then we will be in the minority. As I was talking to KP, she told me that Rory told her everything about everything in the game. This puts me in a bad mood and now I feel like Rory has to go because people who play like that (who are not me) bug the shit out of me. Seriously, get a new strategy and stop stealing mine bitches! I feel like I try to be a bitch to everyone but everyone considers me a joke and I hate that. No one considers me threatening or an evil witch. Come on people...I AM the Wicked Witch of the West and I want you all to sing joyfully when I melt away. HATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



<3 Sherea

[Hunter Ellis]

Nice episode title

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

Thanks Hopefully I get an episode title soon...lol

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

Episode 10: Human Again
Day 33: Deadly Relationships

Ha ha, oui, my friends.
The day we have waited for may be at hand!

So, the challenge is over and guess who won?! Come on just guess...YES KIM! That whore needs to just quit winning so we can vote her ass out. So, obviously, I came up with another plan for this round since my plan last round was foiled by DDanielle.

Sherea's Next Plan
So the plan I came up with is DD, Neleh, Rob, and myself all vote for Jason. Rory will not be finding out about the plan because he is a snake in disguise. He will tell Kim and Kim will use her idol on Jason...which would be very very very bad. Neleh already hates Jason so Neleh will for sure vote with us for Jason. It is just a matter of keeping this plan on the DL as much as possible. Neleh will tell Kim and Jason that the vote is for Rory while Rory will think it's for Neleh.

I think DDanielle has better connections with everyone so I feel like I will be getting a lot of votes tonight and could possibly even go home. That is a HUGE possibility even thought DD is the bigger threat. I feel like I have played a better strategic game than DD while she has played more of a "Hey, I think you're cool...be my friend" game.

I am running out of things to talk about but this confessional HAS to be longer so now I will compare everyone left in the game to a character on Beauty and the Beast since that is the musical I am now.


Cogsworth

Cogsworth is a butler in charge of the castle. He is set in his old ways and thinks he knows everything. He is the "head of the household" but no one ever listens to him. Backbone? Nahhh
Rory


Chip

Chip is the son of Mrs. Potts. He is very naive and is still learning everything about life. You HAVE to love Chip! There are no negative qualities to him.
Neleh


Lumiere

Lumiere is an over-excited candlestick. He pretends to be in charge of the castle and pretty much does whatever he wants. He has no off switch and whatever he thinks, he says.
Sherea


Belle

Belle is the girl in which the story is based around. She has a strong heart and is willing to sacrifice things for anyone. She is not afraid to say what's on her mind and she is not afraid of anyone or anything.
DDanielle


Gaston

Gaston is the story's antagonist. He is a vain, egotistical, ultra-masculine villain determined to get whatever he wants.
Kim


Beast

The beast, even though strong, is a very sensitive creature. He has a heart but is afraid to use it. He must learn to love in order to break the dreaded curse on him and the castle. He is the ruler of the castle.
Rob


Lefou

Lefou is the sidekick of Gaston. He will do whatever Gaston tells him to and has NO brain to think for himself.
Jason

Well, that was fun! I guess it is time to find out if my game continues and Jason stops complaining about being human and goes back to being the God he is meant to be. He must seriously be hated up in Olympus because he really can not think for himself. He probably asks the God of the Underworld if he is allowed to make a storm in the Atlantic. Seriously, get a mind of your own and stop using others.

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Okay, so this game is like seriously CRAZY! There are SO many final 2 deals it's not even funny. Like, when I think about everyone, I think of different pairs.

DD & Sherea ~ The Lesbian Love Affair
Kim & Jason ~ One Night Stand
Kim & Rob ~ Secret Bond
Neleh & DD ~ Fake Deals
Rob & DD ~ Love At First Sight
Sherea & Rory ~ Bickering Siblings

There are SO many different pairings and there are probably more that I don't know of. As of right now, my alliance is breaking up and the plan is in crumbles. It is just a matter of who will be leaving tonight out of me and DD. I am really hoping I stay but I don't know what I will do without the only person I trust. At this point, Rob is NOT with us...he told Kim everything about the plan so now we are once again relying on the BITCH Rory. Seriously, he pisses me off and I am ready to get his ass out of here. Once he leaves, I will be the last from my original tribe AND the last black person!! HUGE ACCOMPLISHMENT!

New Plan
DD, Rory, and I will be voting for Rob. Rob, Kim, and Jason are voting for DD. Neleh is voting for Jason unless she gets online then she will be voting Rob with us. Kim hopefully gives her idol to Jason. Rob will still leave. *prays*

<3 Sherea

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

OMG

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

Episode 11: All By Myself
Day 35: "Keep Hope Alive"

"And the next person voted out of Sausage Islands is....

DDanielle"

Holy shit! This is crazy! I feel like I have lost part of myself. DDanielle was like my gurl...we did everything together! We danced together, we bitched together, we even compared boob sizes. Like, this is not okay with me! When we got back from tribal council, I pretty much bawled my eyes out.



Like, we so got played and it is not okay with me. Rory is a dick for playing us like that. Karma is gonna come back and bite him in the ass soon when I make him play his idol and he gets no votes. I can't wait to send his ass to the jury...like seriously he is a huge flippin' dick head. However, I have to keep playing the game so here is what I have done since my home girl got out.

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I quickly wiped away the tears and went on talking to everyone on the tribe. I have to make sure know that I am NO threat at all. I suck at challenges and I have no friends left in the game. Neleh and I have a plan to take out either Kim or Rob. Kim and Rob don't like me because when I went to talk to them they rolled their eyes and walked to other way. Do you know it feels like to be the freak?

I feel like I am the clown who can't juggle at the circus. I am the girl who sits in the corner in every class because I have no friends. I am the ultimate underdog right now and it will be a miracle if I can make it to the finals now but Sherea NEVER gives up. I will fight my hardest to get to the top and win this game.

This challenge is definitely made for me. Since we are allowed to ask the eliminated players, I have a huge advantage being the underdog. Everyone on the jury will help me or Neleh because we are the likable ones. Danielle, Shane, and Bob have already helped me some. Neleh is asking Ashley and Sally. I am asking Shambo, Ted, and Courtney. Phillip and Ed won't help because they are dick heads. I don't think anyone is going to help Kim because she has been such a cunt to everyone in this game. No one likes her and she will get what is coming to her. I can't wait for her not to win a challenge finally!

If I win immunity or Neleh wins immunity, we are both safe because of her immunity idol. She told me she would give me the immunity necklace if she wins since her idol can only be played on herself. I am going to convince Rory to use his idol by lying to him of course. I don't think Kim will user her idol because she thinks she has the numbers on her side and will save it for next round. I am going to vote for her no matter what. Whatever happens, I am going to fight and I will always keep hope alive because it's not over until the fat lady sings...and I am not that fat lady!

<3 Sherea