WEEK TWELVE - KING GWAD

[Rory "The Crusher"]

LAST REMAINING MEMBER OF GWAD
LAST REMAINING BLACK PERSON

.... oh lordy lordy loo how things have changed round' here! ;D


BUT FOR REALZ SON, OTHER THAN MY LAST HIDDEN IDOL... THINGS AREN'T LOOKIN' UP RORY


KISSES BITCHES!!!!!

[Rupert Boneham]

kisses rory (:

[Rory "The Crusher"]

So apparently Sherea voted for Rob this week because she was going on vacation starting yesterday.....

OY THAT'S A REAL MOOD KILLER RIGHT THERE!!!

This whole game would've been different....

[Host Lex]

Sept 29, 2011 9:03:10 GMT -5 Rupert Boneham said:

kisses rory (:

www.lostisagame.com/photos/408/gay_mr_friendly_arturo.jpg

[Rory "The Crusher"]

TOM and ARTURO <333

OHHH BABY THE CRUSHER CAN CRUSH TO THAT ALL NIGHT LONG

p.s. fuck you hostess curtislex for ruining the DIAMETERS of my thread!!!

mothaaaaa fuckaaaaaaa

[Rory "The Crusher"]

not kidding

shorten that image

i dont make it to week12 on a tribe of my own
a one man wolfpack

just to have some host extend the borders of my page

[Rory "The Crusher"]

EPISODE TITLE OF THIS WEEK:

Idols, Idols, Everywhere!

[Rory "The Crusher"]

Two and a Half Idols

CUZ NELEH HAS A FAKE ONE THAT PUSSY HO

[Rory "The Crusher"]

Everyone hates meeeee

THEY SAY IM A RAT!!!


*snick snick snick* SO WHERE'S MY CHEESE BITCHES???

[Rory "The Crusher"]

Hilarious conversation with LEOS from LAOS...

VernonInfernon: what bout this week my man
LeosAxe: I feel like it will be crazy.
LeosAxe: imo
VernonInfernon: its u vs. jason
LeosAxe: oh men who said me!
VernonInfernon: everyone
LeosAxe:
VernonInfernon: i have an idol
VernonInfernon: kim has an idol
VernonInfernon: neleh has an idol
VernonInfernon: its you vs. jason
LeosAxe: oh men I guess Jason then
VernonInfernon: oh men i guess..
VernonInfernon: so u think kim will just want her F2 partner eliminated?
VernonInfernon: shes gonna win immunity
VernonInfernon: and give him her idol
VernonInfernon: then ur fucked
VernonInfernon: see what happens
LeosAxe: I must win!
VernonInfernon: when u dont vote with me
LeosAxe: I guess I messed ups
VernonInfernon: u did
VernonInfernon: she has F2 with jason
VernonInfernon: right?
LeosAxe: if you say so. idk
VernonInfernon: i know so
LeosAxe: oh men
VernonInfernon: well
VernonInfernon: u can run to your allies
VernonInfernon: all u want
VernonInfernon: u think i am dumb leos from laos
VernonInfernon: ?
VernonInfernon: they dont want u anymore
VernonInfernon: ur next
VernonInfernon: then me
LeosAxe: No my bear
VernonInfernon: then neleh
LeosAxe:
VernonInfernon: that is the order
VernonInfernon: and yet u are gonna trust them?
LeosAxe: i guess I cant my bear
VernonInfernon: if u go
VernonInfernon: talking to ppl
VernonInfernon: about this
VernonInfernon: then im voting u out this week
VernonInfernon: not kidding
VernonInfernon: im giving u this 1 chance
VernonInfernon: if i hear u talking about this
VernonInfernon: then ur gone
LeosAxe:
VernonInfernon: lol, ok?
VernonInfernon: cuz
VernonInfernon: i am helping u more than u know
VernonInfernon: i stick my neck out for you
VernonInfernon: and have all game
VernonInfernon: we almost voted u out twice on our old tribe
VernonInfernon: but i stuck up for you
VernonInfernon: and i want u in my F2
VernonInfernon: but if u are gonna go and talk about me behind my back and tell others my plans
VernonInfernon: then ill be through with you, and toss you out
LeosAxe: ok my bear. I will trust you
VernonInfernon: for real?
VernonInfernon: u understand the premises?
LeosAxe: What must I do
VernonInfernon: if you go telling our plans and what we discuss to others
VernonInfernon: then im not wasting my idol on you
VernonInfernon: i will let you rot
LeosAxe: it is between us completely
VernonInfernon: okay
VernonInfernon: good
VernonInfernon: for EN
LeosAxe: for en
VernonInfernon: i know you have allies
VernonInfernon: leos
VernonInfernon: but i am not lying
VernonInfernon: when i say
VernonInfernon: you are next
VernonInfernon: then me/neleh
VernonInfernon: everyone has said
VernonInfernon: you are next
VernonInfernon: i know this
VernonInfernon: i did not have to tell u
VernonInfernon: but i think
VernonInfernon: its time we change the tides

[Rupert Boneham]

oh men for ENNNNN

[Rory "The Crusher"]

Helped Rob win immunity... Hopefully this helps me and doesn't hurt me because he was gonna be voted out tonight.

However, knowing Leos as the stupid ass he is, he'll prolly just try and vote me out next week anyway.

I'm playing with fucking idiots.

[Rory "The Crusher"]

Huge move for the KING of CRUSHING this week.

I'm playing my Idol on Neleh. Yup... Have I changed out here?

My greed may be disappearing or something. This feels so wrong yet so right. Kim was WAY too quick with agreeing to voting out her SUCK-BUDDY Jason this week, and after her saying she thinks Neleh has NO idol for the past week, I'm going to call her bluff and assume she's voting for NELEH this week.

So I'm idoling that SUCKA!!!! hahahahaha

However, what if KIM anticipates this and votes for me?

Oh god oh god oh god. Either way, I die a hero, or live a legend.

[Rory "The Crusher"]

Sometimes even a King has to send a PM to one of his peasants:

TO ROB:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"LEOS!!!

I WANT YOU IN MY FINAL TWO!!!

ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS KIM HAS SAID SHE WANTS YOU OUT OF THE GAME, THAT YOU ARE PLAYING BOTH SIDES, THAT YOU HAVE TO GO.

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS MAN??!??!

IT IS INCREDDDDDDIBLY OBVIOUS THAT JASON WILL BE KIM'S F2 PARTNER AND HER BITCH!!!! NOT YOU..... HIM!!!


MAKE A FREAKING MOVE HERE AND TRUST ME MAN!!! SHE IS JUST GOING TO SLAY YOU NEXT WEEK OR THE WEEK AFTER AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA WISH YOU JUST WENT WITH ME AND TOOK A GAMBLE!!!


I AM YOUR PAL AND YOUR FRIEND AND I AM NOT LYING TO YOU WHEN I SAY THAT I WANT YOU IN MY F2!!! I WILL MAKE THIS HAPPEN DUDE!!! PLEASE JUST TRUST ME LEOS, AND VOTE OUT JASON IN THIS RE-VOTE...


PLEASE MAN!!!! "