Rory "The Crusher"
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Post by Rory "The Crusher" on Oct 31, 2011 16:19:36 GMT -5
HELLO WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUAL CRUSHAR AWARDS SHOW HOSTED BY YOURS TRULY, THE CRUSH MAN, OLE' RORY FREEMAN.
MY CO-HOST PHILLIP IS NOT HERE RIGHT NOW CUZ HE IS CURRENTLY QUESTIONING JEWS IF THEYRE JEWISH OR NOT.
HERE WE GO...
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Rory "The Crusher"
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Post by Rory "The Crusher" on Oct 31, 2011 16:20:36 GMT -5
THE CRUSHAR FOR......
WORST PLAYER
goes to.....
JATHONEOUS GOD OF DICKSUCKING
Hey hey congrats, but you were so bad, we're gonna actually throw your award into the pits of mordor, aka Phillip gonna take a crap on it.
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Rory "The Crusher"
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Post by Rory "The Crusher" on Oct 31, 2011 16:22:34 GMT -5
THE CRUSHAR FOR...
NICEST PLAYER...
goes to.....
BARBIE
Little did Neleh know, Barbie was a sexual present for Me, Ted, and Rob during our time in this game. WE had to HIDE the evidence once Phillip found out and raped her too hard, and thus, Barbie is down dead at sea, probably drowned and hurt and scarred for life at the bottom of the pits.
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Rory "The Crusher"
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Post by Rory "The Crusher" on Oct 31, 2011 16:23:13 GMT -5
THE CRUSHAR for.... BEST HOST....  goes to...... HOST JOHN CAROLL for his wisdom and guidance all game. he is a medallion of my life. |
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Rory "The Crusher"
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Post by Rory "The Crusher" on Oct 31, 2011 16:24:08 GMT -5
THE CRUSHAR for....
BIGGEST CRUSHER....
goes to....
OH MY....
IT IS UNANIMOUS!!!!
RORY THE OLE' CRUSHER HAS WON!!!
OH HO HO HO HO HO
RORY MY FRIENDS, CONGRATS, YOU WELLY DESERVE THIS MAN
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Rory "The Crusher"
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Post by Rory "The Crusher" on Oct 31, 2011 16:25:05 GMT -5
AND THE DREADED...
CRUSHAR....
for...
BIGGEST SHITSHOW....
GOES TO......
PHILLIPe
HERE YOU GO YOU ARE A TRUE SHITSHOW MAN
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Rory "The Crusher"
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Post by Rory "The Crusher" on Oct 31, 2011 16:25:58 GMT -5
NEXT WE HAVE THE CRUSHAR FOR...
"oh i think I am so good oh ho ho ho no one can stop me" CRUSHAR
KIM YOU WIN IT
oh ho ho ho ho ho how it must have felt when Crusher beat you in those last two challenges oh oh oho ho ho
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Rory "The Crusher"
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Post by Rory "The Crusher" on Oct 31, 2011 16:26:47 GMT -5
next but not even 1/5th of the way done we have... THE INJURY CRUSHAR for are player who had the most injuries during the game!!! ..  .. HOST ROSE YOU WIN!!!! for you are sick every day! |
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Rory "The Crusher"
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Post by Rory "The Crusher" on Oct 31, 2011 16:28:04 GMT -5
last one forever but certainly not forever we have... SEX CRUSHAR... FOR THE STRIPPERS THE PLAYERS YA'LL GOT GAME YOU BETTER FEEL IT... WINNAR OF CRUSHAR IS...... TIE!!!!! RORY and DD you two must NOW have passionate sex because you tied Crusher: Oh okay! DD: Oh yes master finally the moment I have been waiting for! Crusher: |
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Rory "The Crusher"
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Post by Rory "The Crusher" on Oct 31, 2011 16:28:29 GMT -5
more CRUSHAR'S LATER.
p.s. I am open to SUGGESTIONS such as "Biggest Sheep aka Jason"
etc etc
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Host Lex
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Post by Host Lex on Oct 31, 2011 16:50:25 GMT -5
Rory will be presenting the awards at the end of season 2
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Post by Boston Rob on Oct 31, 2011 17:04:19 GMT -5
oh no
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Rory "The Crusher"
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Post by Rory "The Crusher" on Oct 31, 2011 17:22:13 GMT -5
Rory will be presenting the awards at the end of season 2 OH LIFELONG DREAM..... HAS COME TRUE!!! |
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