Winning Over America

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

HEY AMERICA! Sherea here ready to totally win you over and become America's Favorite Castaway.

puts on hat



Alrighty guys, this game is really sucking! Like seriously people....I make WAY better challenges than this shit. Like my series is way better than yours because All-Stars was like amazing. Did I mention I am the best host to ever walk the planet!? Well I am....I am way better than you two. Oh my God...did I tell you about Namibia?! It was so amazing because there was fighting on like day 1. Darrah totally won shit and proved herself. I am awesome. Season 6 isn't going so well but it's still better than yours. Can I like be a Challenge Tester so you have just as many good challenges as me and so I can like take over the game?! I am so awesome.

I love Amanda. I want to marry Amanda. I am going to go out to California, find Amanda, and marry her. She will be my bride soon. She will agree to it too because if she doesn't, I have a gun in my pocket and I am ready to use it. Amanda is like just SO sexy...I get a boner just going on my game's site and seeing her picture every day. I am awesome. There is a shrine in my room for Amanda and I want to show her someday so she knows I will always love her. I love Amanda. One time, I dressed up as Amanda and pretended to marry myself and it gave me goosebumps because I know it will happen someday. I love Amanda.

"I don't believe long distance relationships are good because you can't like trust them" But golly-gee do I love Amanda.

"I LOVE Amanda. And because I love her, I'm going to give her the respect she deserves and wait until she's ready. I want to BE with her. That doesn't instantly mean dropping my pants the day I meet her. I at least understand something called "empathy" and I've encountered VERY FEW people on the Internet that do."

[Host Lex]

Top Sausage.

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

Part 2 coming soon

Let's see here... things to do... ugh I have to schedule an eye doctor appointment
Call the Ghostbusters
ummm... I knew I should have written a list

damienmcey 11:25 pm
LOL

zzandymanzz 11:25 pm
What boggles my mind is how a ghost can open the dryer door

damienmcey 11:27 pm
ghosts =-O
real?
omg
lol

zzandymanzz 11:27 pm
Yes
I don't know how else to explain it
I don't want to bust the ghost since it seems like a good ghost
Who took the towels out of the dryer and put two of the sink towels in the bathroom... ready to be used

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

HEY AMERICA! Sherea here ready to totally win you over and become America's Favorite Castaway.

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I am like so awesome you have NO idea! Tomorrow I am off to California to hunt down the love of my life and marry her. She will agree to marrying me. I want her to be happy with me but if she tries to get away I will just put handcuffs around her and I so we will always be linked together. Next Christmas I will get her a gift and it will be my purity ring wrapped in a condom showing her that I am ready to go further with our relationship. We will have a one baby and it will look like this...



...which looks a lot better than Amanda and Ozzy's baby...



...and who the hell makes a baby with someone from the same sex?!



What I don't understand is why Sherea's baby is white and Ozzy's baby is black...hmmm...I am awesome. I love Amanda. When I grow up I am going to get a sex change so I can BE Amanda and marry myself. Then once I have practiced enough, I will find her and marry her. She will accept my brutally honest proposal...

"Amanda, *cries* I have loved you ever since you stepped foot in China. You are the love of my life and I can not imagine myself with anybody but you. I just love how your hair feels between my teeth when you are sleeping. I love the way you get dressed when I am watching you through your window at night. I especially love how you eat when I am hiding under your kitchen table recording everything you say. I bought you this ring like 4 years ago so I am hoping you will wear it forever. I love you Amanda! Will you be my bride forever and for always? Amanda, will you marry me?!"

~~~OMG I LOVE AMANDA~~~

[Host Lex]

ahahahah

excellent

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

I deserve some karma America!

[Host Brett]

I exalt you.

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

Thanks Brett <3

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So I am still shocked that their baby looks cuter then Amanda and Ozzy's baby LOL

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

I will let them fight this one...

Kim (biotchxlovaa) has entered the room. 12:16 am
damienmcey has entered the room. 12:16 am
Danielle D (DDanielleDDTF) has entered the room. 12:16 am
Kim 12:16 am
hey guys

Danielle D 12:17 am
hiiiii

damienmcey 12:17 am
hey

Danielle D 12:17 am
this has to be quick, i have to wake up early.

Kim 12:17 am
i just wanna know what's going on

damienmcey 12:17 am
no offense or anything but i do have AP tomorrow so i need sleep lol
so quick <3

Danielle D 12:18 am
what's going on
is that Neleh just made the final 6
And Rory has been talking shit about all of us, to all of us.

Kim 12:18 am
no i mean why is rory telling me things that you guys are saying about me

Kim 12:20 am
he told me that danielle thinks i have the idol. he told me that danielle didn't want me to know about you guys voting neleh originally
and then he said it was actually sherea's idea to vote out neleh
why do i feel like i've been replaced by fucking rory?

damienmcey 12:21 am
it was my idea to vote out Neleh
and i didnt want to tell you because she TOLD me that she likes you
so i figured it would just be bad

Kim 12:21 am
she likes everyone

damienmcey 12:22 am
lol

Danielle D 12:22 am
we were all skeptical, and the only reason Rory knew is becuase we THOUGHT he was just a pawn
but apparently he's a rat.

damienmcey 12:22 am
he has been the whole game lol

Kim 12:22 am
yes but you tried to pull in shane as a fourth instead of telling me

damienmcey 12:22 am
i mean he told made our originall tribe split the very first vote

Danielle D 12:22 am
that's because Shane was getting votes, so we thought it'd be easy to use him

Kim 12:23 am
okay but if you're committed to bringing someone to the f3 then it shouldn't be a problem to talk to them about the vote

Danielle D 12:23 am
That's a good point.

Kim 12:23 am
so with that and rory telling me all of this shit and what not, do you blame me for at least considering a blindside?

Danielle D 12:24 am
Nope! Our long conversastion earlier was me trying to save my ass because I knew I was getting votes
and it apparently worked, since I didn't get any. I wouldn't be upset if I were blindsided, but I gotta try and win

Kim 12:25 am
like seriously, if you guys are trying to get me out "because i'm a threat" and all that other shit then can you let me know? i've pretty much already come to the conclusion that its gonna happen anyway
its always been danielle/sherea + kim
kim isn't needed anymore

Danielle D 12:26 am
what do you really want us to say to that? No, you're wrong?
it's not like that
but i doubt youll take my word for it

Kim 12:27 am
you've been lying to me! lol

Danielle D 12:27 am
about what?
if you're talking about the chest
then yes
i kept that from you
because it would only make you more suspicious if you knew that I gave the idol to rory, but I did that to seal his vote for a few rounds
as for this vote, need I remind you that I could have just never said anything, but I risked my ass to tell you how it was really going down
and then it almost bit me in the ass, because you were coming for me anyway

Kim 12:28 am
and now he didn't even use it on you like he said he would...

Danielle D 12:28 am
I didn't have to tell you the vote
but i did
you wanted to blindside me
but I'm the bad guy?

Kim 12:29 am
i didn't say you're the bad guy

Danielle D 12:29 am
It was implied

Kim 12:31 am
i know very well that you both want me gone and you're both going to keep acting like i have no idea what i'm talking about. well, i hate to break it to you guys but i'm not stupid. its quite obvious what your intentions are. i've been trying to somehow make it so you guys will actually want me in the f3 with you guys, but it doesn't seem like that's gonna happen. and its a shame because this always happens and i wish for once someone would stick to the f3 that they make in the beginning of the game instead of taking someone out because they have a good shot at winning

Danielle D 12:32 am
Like you did with Bobby in Manchuria? Too bad that one backfired.

Kim 12:32 am
that's different actually. me, you and sherea came into the game together as a f3. i met bobby 3 rounds into manchuria and didnt know him before that

Danielle D 12:33 am
well I don't know why you even think we've ever turned on you in the first place
You listened to Rory, came after me
but now that I survived

Danielle D 12:33 am
you want everything to be fucking peaches again
well wake up sister, the game doesn't workt hat way.

Kim 12:33 am
lol actually, you could have left if i really wanted you to
see, that thing that you guys think i have, i actually do. (no surprise, right?)

Danielle D 12:34 am
None.

Kim 12:35 am
kept it secret long enough so whatever at this point. but yes, i could have taken you out, if i wanted to

Danielle D 12:35 am
I look forward to seeing how that works out for you.
I'm going to bed.
Goodnight.

Danielle D (DDanielleDDTF) has left the room.

[Rupert Boneham]

haha whats your thoughts on the dramatic turn of events?

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

Well, Kim hates me now but I love drama <3

This makes the game SOOO much more interesting and I am excited about what will happen now