Oh, How They Bounce!

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

Sherea Lloyd


Episode 1: Bringin' In the Bounce

Hello America! Wow I am excited to be here...it has been like a life goal of mine. I am gonna represent for all black women who like to yell and scream. I am nasty and I will tell everyone how it is. If I don't like someone...people will know. HBIC<3

I came into this game knowing two people...DDanielle and KP. We are an alliance but the main alliance is just me and DD. We are the Boob Crew and we are gonna "knock everyone off their feet".



I have no idea what to expect coming into the game because I don't recognize ANY of the other AIMs. It seems there are a few from fango's AS game which means they are targets. They took my spot so they will die first. Anyone who signs up as Jimmy is NO friend of mine. There is only room for ONE black woman so Cirie...GTFO bitch...no one cares about your drinking problem. I already have beef with B-Rob. I don't like him...that's that! He is super annoying already with his CONSTANT posting and I am already ready to send his ass to the pre-jury. I do know one thing...if us three girls are not on the same tribe, we will have a problem. That is all for now America...remember to vote for me as America's Favorite <3 or I will find you and hurt you

<3 Sherea

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

Episode 1: Bringin' In the Bounce

So guess what everyone?! About 30 minutes into the game, I already hate half the cast! Courtney is a RACIST BITCH! She openly said in the cast chat that she will not going to end with a black person. She will DIAF soon...and I will be the one to push her.

Bob Dawg entered the game after we were all here and DDanielle was all like ... OMG BOBBY <3 I was seriously thinking like "what the fuck gurl?!" She said she was gonna come into this game and be with ME! Now that he is here, I gotta rethink this. I will have to blindside his ass sometime. I mean you don't see me slow motion running to anyone.....



Cirie and Courtney have shown in the chat that they are friends. I already plan on voting their asses out ASAP. They are super aggressive and I can just tell they will be super good game players. Pre-Jury for the happy couple.

Jason...oh Jason. I have NEVER met such an annoying prick in my life. I seriously am thinking about throwing him in the fire on night 1. He is showing NO class, he is acting stuck up, and he is acting like a God. Anyone who admits that they are God need to go ASAP because I do not like people being liked more than me...I am America's Favorite.

I was having a respectable conversation with Neleh and she totally stopped talking to me. Seriously bitch?! I have no respect for people who don't respect me. These people are just plain awful and I am ready to start voting bitches out ASAP.

UGH I NEED A CHEESEBURGER!

<3 Sherea

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

Episode 1: Bringin' In the Bounce
Day 3 ~ Lesbian Love

Before this game started I knew DDanielle as the sassy winner of Manchuria. She and I started talking like the day before the sign ups for this game started and we agreed we wanted to play in a game together and totally kick ass. Low and behold...this game comes along and we are whisked away to Sausage Island.

Now the Boob Alliance is here and ready to kick major ass. Over the next 2 months you will see every side of Sherea...her bitchy side, her lovable side, and her down-to-business side. I will flop to SO many different alliances it's not even funny but one thing I will NOT do is go against my ally DDanielle. You can call it Lesbian Love of Sausage Island

<3 Sherea

[mikayla]

So who's your first target, Jason or Courtney?

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

My personal target will not be leaving this week because my Boob Alliance (which is now grown to five people) wants Cirie out. DD and KP know Cirie from Andy's AS game...and apparently I know him too since I was the one who put him in the ground. :x OOPS!

I do want to target Courtney first though because during the challenge me and Jason talked a bit and I kinda liked him :x

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

Episode 1: Bringin' In the Bounce
Day 4 ~ Ass Bangin' Social Hour

So today was very successful in Sherea's game. I started socializing with a lot of people just to make my personal game better than DDanielle's. In my eyes, she is like the queen of this season already so I gotta step it up. I talked to Sally and Jason about the more personal stuff. So I do think I have a bond with both of them and I do like talking to them. DDanielle and I had our first Boob Alliance Skype Date Session. It was extremely awkward because he never talked to me LOL...he was busy talking to other players...I was like...umm wtf?!? So I am just pretending that I have no social game this time with anyone but her. But behind her back I am talking to as many people as possible and forming as many bonds as possible. Getting to know people on a more personal level instead of a constant game talk level is WAY better in the long run. I also started an alliance with just myself and Rory. So I will now list everyone I have an alliance with <3 Now, since Cirie is out...I am Ted's fuck toy. He is allowed to rape me anytime he wants...if it keeps me in the game longer...so be it...just gotta make everyone happy.

Sherea & Danielle
Sherea, Danielle, KP, Neleh, Sally
Sherea & Jason
Sherea & Rory
Sherea, Danielle, Ted

<3 Sherea

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

Episode 2: Lost in the Shadows
Day 5: Shit Be Flyin'

So we just got put on two different tribes and I am pissed! Not one person I talked to the first round is with me. Ed is a fuckin retard and I am not gonna rest until I make sure his ass is buried...he tells me how he likes me and then he doesn't even choose me. I know Bobby pre-game so I am hoping to work with him because the rest of these faggots are impossible to talk to. They all act so cocky and "bitch-I-will-cut-you". I tried talking to Courtney, Ashley, Phillip, and Jimmy...Jimmy and Phillip didn't respond to me, Courtney said she would BRB and never came back, and Ashley went offline when I said hi. Seriously...where is Russell Hantz when you need him?! I gotta find ONE person to align with so we can make some moves on this stupid tribe.

So I showed up to the challenge today and like nobody recognized I was even here. Shambo said "Hi" to me in the group chat...then I was like a nobody. Not one person was like "Oh, Sherea...would you like to post one?!"

Phillip 11:06 pm
oh well
down to you and me courtney...and.

Bitches...I am gonna hurt someone...NO ONE FORGETS SHEREA!!! America...please award me with a hidden immunity idol so I (the underdog) can get one of the hated ones out! I would greatly appreciate it...or...

gets all sexy
Production...I request a hidden immunity idol because I bring ratings and that's the most important thing for this game is ratings. If you want a season 2...ratings gotta be high. Since I am the most enjoyable cast member, you gotta rig it so I stay in the game a very long time...I am your Russell...tell me where ALL of the idols are. OR! MAKE A FUCKING MUTINY! I want to be on the other tribe with all of my friends SO bad! I will do anything to mutiny like Candice did!! It will make my tribe hate me and my friends love me more <3!
winks

Since the challenge is currently going on and nobody is talking to me or recognizing my presence I will go ahead and access my tribe.

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Gwadatim AKA Worst Tribe Ever
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Ashley - She has potential to be on Team Sherea but as of right now...she is a bitch who went offline when I said "Hi" She is joining the group of four to get rid of Jimmy and Phillip because she also thinks those two are asses.

Bobby - I know him pre-game so I am hoping he will be my partner in crime.

Courtney - She is a bitch but she is my bitch. She will do what I tell her to do and she will like it. We have formed a "bond" with Bob and are planning on taking out the ass-holes.

Jimmy - Ass-Hold #1...he literally told everyone on this tribe that we suck. Well, he sucks and he is going to be swimming home soon.

Phillip - He was very condescending during the challenge and told everyone that we sucked while he did all the work. He will be leaving sooner or later because myself, Courtney, Bob, and Ashley hate him.

Rory - I know this guy and he can be a real ass BUT he has told me that he will work with me because he has no one else to work with. He has also mentioned that he HATES Shambo AKA Ethan. This means he will vote for her every time probably until she leaves the game and will fight to make sure she gets out. Same goes for her. That means they both need to stay in at least two round until we get Phillip and Jimmy out.

Shambo - Has an open enemy and is helpful in challenges. She will be the third casualty of this tribe if that time ever comes.

Sherea - I am starting to get a grip on this tribe and starting to get into my social leader position. I like where I am sitting right now and I am ready to skate through to the swap/merge.

<3 Sherea

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

Episode 3: Boxing Gloves On...Let's Do This
Day 8: Hope For the Black Princess?!



So we just got back from our first tribal council as a new tribe and Jimmy went home. I am SO happy to see that bitch leave the game. I seriously hated him. I hope his boat sunk! However...more important news....SHEREA GOT A VOTE!!!! That means I have an enemy that I need to decapitate already. Good thing I found out who the culprit is.

Sherea's Mission
***SHAMBO MUST DIE***

That bitch thinks she can come into MY camp and vote me out?! That whore has another thing coming. I have my powers and I plan on using everything I have to her out of this game ASAP! However, I do need to play smart so Phillip will probably still get out next.

IMPORTANT NEWS UPDATE
THE IDOL HAS BEEN FOUND AND NOT BY AMERICA'S FAVORITE PlAYER! That's right...Sherea found where the idol was but NO idol! Fail! I will find out (Rob) who has the idol and they will NOT be aligned with me anytime soon.

I had some long cross-tribal talks with KP and DD today and KP told me some juicy info about the players over there. I won't get into it since it doesn't involve me but here is the inside scoop. Sally and Neleh have formed an outside alliance with Phillip and Rob. Rob is trying to get KP to join the alliance but she refuses. She is obviously going along with it to get information about others in the alliance. This just makes Phillip that much more of a threat for us...he's GOTTA go! It is only day eight and this game is already crazy! I am excited to see what's in store later down the line.

does a crazy spin

So we got tree mail just a few minutes ago and it sounds very promising. We have to rate our tribe from most valuable to least valuable (below). This reminds me of Gabon...if we swap tribes...Sherea will be very happy. I am so glad Production is finally seeing it my way and rigging it so America's Favorite Player stays in the game longer with her Boob Alliance<3 If we do not switch, fine! I will just wait for the chance to mutiny and make everyone on my tribe hate me! YAY HATE!

Sherea's Hopeful Tribe Swap but Might Not Be List of Reliability On Her God-Awful Tribe
most to least ~ ABC order
1. Ashley
2. Bob
3. Courtney
4. Phillip
5. Rory
6. Shambo
7. Sherea

<3 Sherea

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

Episode 4: Black or White?!
Day 13: Worst Tribe Since Ulong

*continuation from last round*
So we found out that we lost the challenge yet again and we once again had to fight to stay in the game. I had no idea what was going on because Shambo and Ashley were up to no good. Rory and I decided that those two could not be trusted so we voted out Ashley. We then got Bob and Phillip to agree to that decision. I thought this was also a good idea because Ashley and Shambo were both voting for Courtney. By keeping Courtney in the game, it guarantees that Shambo will be against Courtney and vise versa.

Once we got back to camp, all HELL broke loose when Shambo accused the black people on the tribe of having a racist alliance. She then tried to comfort Courtney but Bob stepped in and made sure Courtney knew that Shambo voted for her to leave. We seriously have the most unorganized and dysfunctional tribe to ever exist. We are worse then Ulong!



Seriously, I wish I had some popcorn because these bitch fights are amazing! As long as the drama does not revolve around me, I am perfectly fine with all of it.

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So round 4 started and we were ready to finally win a challenge! We get to the challenge arena and see that it is an EASY challenge. YAY<3 Too bad we suck and can't win shit. We ended up losing the challenge miserably and we are off to tribal council yet again to vote off our third tribe member....

Bob - My main ally on my tribe. He and I will be talking to see which move would benefit us the most moving forward.

Courtney - THE weakest link on our tribe...she seriously is not good at this game whatsoever. The bitch ignores me when I try to talk to her...well she can DIAF for all I care.

Phillip - He is the most annoying person in this game but he will vote for whoever the weakest person is. He will probably vote for Courtney this round so his vote doesn't matter.

Rory - He has no one in this game but me so I do plan on keeping him right at my side for as long as I can. He is a useful member of the black alliance.

Shambo - This bitch gotta go! She is starting a lot of shit about me and I don't like it. She can also DIAF! Then I will push her over a ledge, into the shark infested water.

I really want Shambo to leave this round but it all depends on what Rory and Bob want to do. I know Rory will vote out Shambo in a heart-beat (even though Shambo is not Ethan). And if you have yet to notice...yes I believe this Black Alliance could actually work. I am hoping we have a tribe swap soon thought because I don't want to be targetted for being in a Black Alliance.

<3 Sherea

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

Episode 4: Black or White?!
Day 14: Ding Dong the Witch is Dead

So we are off to tribal council to vote off another person. Bob and I went into the woods to discuss what was going to happen and we both came to the conclusion that it is Shambo's time to go. That bitch is going to flop to the other side faster than we can even think. We need as few people as possible in B-Rob's alliance when we switch/merge so we can just pick them off.

So Bob, Rory, and myself will be voting out Shambo. Phillip thinks that we are with him in voting out Courtney because Phillip loves Shambo. Shambo and Courtney will be voting against each other. If by any chance Shambo does play an idol, Courtney will still be leaving so it is no big deal. Bob and I will live to fight another day! And little does any of this tribe know,, WE will be the ones who will be switching to the other tribe. (; I seriously can not WAIT to blindside every single one of these people!

<3 Sherea

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

Episode 5: Reunion of a Power Couple
Day 15: Rumors Spreading Like a Virus

So we just got back from tribal council and production pulled me aside to do a confessional because they know how pissed I am and they know they will get some good stuff out of me. I am PISSED that Courtney got out. That was seriously the stupidest move imaginable. Right before we left for tribal council Bob and Rory came to me and told me that they were voting out Courtney instead of Shambo because they don't want Phillip to be upset with them. I was just like "wtf Shambo is like the biggest competitor in the game and suddenly you want to keep her?!" They are seriously stupid and that showed me that they have a final 2 deal and I am the third wheel to the Black Power Alliance. I am hoping for a switch so I can be with my girls again. I feel safer with my girls. I would also like to be with Jason again. I do like him a lot. Anyway, I really hope that Shambo gets Bob or Rory out in the future so I can laugh in their faces and be like "Karma is a bitch"!! They are seriously stupid for doing that UGH!!! AMERICA...WHY COULDN'T I HAVE BEEN ON A SMART TRIBE?!?

So I was talking to people from the other tribe and everyone was like "The Black Alliance is sooo obvious". This is bad for me in the future. I do not want to be targeted for being in a black alliance. Especially since I plan on getting all of them out in the future. Oh well...I am Sherea...I will think of something.

<3 Sherea

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

Episode 5: Reunion of a Power Couple
Day 16: Worst Luck Ever

So as I was slowly dragging my feet through the sand on our tribe beach, all I hear is a distant squeal. I thought maybe Shambo stepped on a very sharp rock and had to be med-evaced. Of course I was wrong...UGH! But when I looked up I saw a freak running toward me. I was like "what the fuck"?! Then, suddenly, I saw that it was DDanielle and I freaked out!



Then I started running toward her and we hugged and went to scheme in the woods. I was like "OMG YAY WE ARE REUNITED!!!"



So after we calmed down a little, we starting talking about how the rest of our tribe sucks. Like this tribe is even worse then my last one. DD told me that she could get Ed with her and I said I would try to get Rory. Our plan is to get Shambo, Phillip, and Rob out. And of course our official plan came from America's Favorite (;

So if we lose this challenge, DD and I are going to get Ed and Rory to vote with us for Phillip. However, I am going to tell Phillip that we are voting out B-Rob because if they actually have an alliance, Phillip will tell Rob and if Rob has the idol, he will use it and it will be wasted. Muahaha! So, if this works, Phillip will leave and Rob's idol will be flushed. We originally wanted to target Shambo instead of Phillip but Ed thinks there is a black alliance. He will be more apt to vote with us if we vote off one of the black people...not Shambo. This entire will crumble if Rory or Ed decide to tell anyone of the ACTUAL plan. I am hoping it works because if it doesn't, I could easily be a target and not even make jury...OMG I would die!

So after we were done scheming, we went to camp to find everyone sitting around the fire...we were like "Hey guys". I sat down and Phillip tried to like get closer to me...I was like "OH HELL NO!!"



I do not like these people and I am tired of hiding it...I refuse to lose to these bitches. I am going to do anything in my power to get them out so I can make the merge and continue to keep America laughing! <3

<3 Sherea

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

Well...I'm fucked.....will explain later.....

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

Episode 5: Reunion of a Power Couple
Day 17: I'm Melting...

I am a fighter and I will fight through every challenge that comes my way. But it seems all hope is lost for America's Favorite. My tribe is full on for voting me out this round and I don't know what to do. The wicked witch of the west is melting and no one is around to save her.



So my new tribe consists of myself, Danielle, Ed, Rory, Shambo, Phillip, and Boston Rob. Shambo, Phillip, and Rob have an alliance and they are all after me. I am expecting at least three votes at this tribal council. That means that I have to get the three other people to vote with me for one of them. I know I have Danielle and Rory. The question mark is Ed. (It really sucks when your entire game depends on Klein.) So the plan was going to be to get Phillip out. Of course that plan fell threw when we found out that Rob does indeed have the hidden immunity idol.

So we get ready for the challenge and I see that I am getting evil glares from Shambo, Phillip, and Rob. They are seriously bullies and America does not like bullies. Seriously, production has to make it so America's Favorite stays! So we get to the challenge and discover that it is a DOUBLE TRIBAL COUNCIL! This sucks because now I definitely need to think of a plan to stay in this game and make the fuckin' jury! I have NEVER put so much time and energy into a game in my life and to get out in 15th place would seriously piss me off!!


*cries*

I just didn't think I would be leaving so soon...you know?! I'm like so sad that this could be my last day here on Sausage Island and to lose to people like Phillip and Shambo...it's a disgrace! I promise America I will try my damnedest to stay this round and vote out these fowl, hideous, repulsive, vile, despicable creatures who consider themselves human. So the challenge starts and I get picked off instantly. These bastards can DIAF! DDanielle wins so yay her!

I have to move one because I need to write down stuff as it happens or I will forget.

So I came up with this plan. Me, DD, Rory, and Ed would vote out Rob but we would put it off like we were voting out Phillip. That way, Phillip plays the idol and Rob gets out. HOWEVER! Plans never work out the way they are supposed to....

RORY FUCKED UP EVERYTHING!!!

That son of a bitch has an alliance with Phillip and Shambo and they are after ME! Those fuckers are going to burn in Hell...I am going to murder them! I have worked my ass off to get to just this point in the game and to have one of my main allies and a friend outside the game vote me out...its retarded and I am not okay with it. So me and DD had no choice but to go to Rob and ask for a truce.

Rob talked to us and told us that he would vote out Phillip with us. Apparently he is not impressed with Phillip's game play and he thinks staying with Phillip will lead to his own downfall later in the game. My only hope is that he sticks to his word and actually votes out Phillip (without using his idol). If this doesn't work...Sherea will be getting 14th place and will not be on the jury. Sherea will not be in all-stars because Sherea did not make it far enough in the game. Sherea will not even get to vote off her arch enemy Shambo. But most of all...America will lose their favorite castaway and rating will plummet as Sherea's torch is snuffed.

If the plan DOES work and Phillip does go home....

[Sherea "HBIC" Lloyd]

This is a good one!

The pre-tribal council fight between me and Phillip.

Phillip 11:07 pm
sherea
you see what you lack of communication did to us?
well GOOD JOB

i guess your "mom came in the room again"....and you had to shut down your laptop quickly
or take the dog for a walk
srsly
i just wanna know WHY?

damienmcey 11:08 pm
i talked to you a lot and i saved your ass SO many times
like ashley and courtney wanted u out round 1
and i convinced them to keep u

Phillip 11:09 pm
so why do you want me out now?

damienmcey 11:09 pm
so FUCK OFF
cause your after me

Phillip 11:09 pm
why you made me a target?

damienmcey 11:09 pm
i never brought ur name up before the challenge started

Phillip 11:09 pm
i know you told dd tovote me

damienmcey 11:09 pm
after the challenge
cause u r afteer me

Phillip 11:10 pm
i guess thats why you TOW and her went for me..IN The challenge ..eh?
ugh
whatever
this will backfire
if you had talked to me aerlier
earlier*
this could have been prevented

damienmcey 11:11 pm
umm im pretty sure i have talked to u so whatever

Phillip 11:12 pm
when have you?
i tried to get in contect with you all over the day

damienmcey 11:12 pm
umm when we were in our orignal tribes...i talked to u a lot

Phillip 11:12 pm
you were online
and talked to dd
but yet chose to ignore me

damienmcey 11:13 pm
umm i replied to u today and u were offline
i left it open by mistake but i still replied

Phillip 11:14 pm
uhm ya well

Phillip 11:14 pm
too late
you have been lacking in terms of communication anyway

damienmcey 11:14 pm
says you

Phillip 11:15 pm
yup

damienmcey 11:15 pm
maybe cause i dont WANT to talk to a fucking pedophile who needs to go back to school cause his English seriously SUCKS!

Phillip 11:15 pm
oh man
i'm sure that if i cared....i could give you flawless english

damienmcey 11:16 pm
the first challenge...me and courtney bitched for hours about how we could not understand one thing you said

Phillip 11:16 pm
but you're not aorund to talk much anyway

damienmcey 11:16 pm
umm im online ALL the time

Phillip 11:16 pm
yeah

damienmcey 11:16 pm
ask anybody

Phillip 11:16 pm
but you never reply in TIME

damienmcey 11:16 pm
even shambo kknows that

Phillip 11:16 pm
evn shambo..lol dude
well...my mind is made up
whatever girl

damienmcey 11:17 pm
u were voting me anyway

Phillip 11:17 pm
i already did
along with others
so yeah

damienmcey 11:17 pm
i know