Straighten up little soldier!

[Shambo]

I FUCKING HATE PUZZLES!

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Hence I might just start packing my bags since my tribe sucks so we are gonna lose AND they are basing their votes on this challenges performance instead of a general challenge performance in which me > Cuntney.[/center]

[Shambo]

EPISODE IV

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"Someone thinks you're 'Ethan'...!"[/font][/color]

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Okay, so before I go back to the torture that is this challenge I want to rant for a little bit. I am beyond frustrated because I fee like I am about to go home and there is nothing I can do about it. Like, this chalenge is so frustrating and I hate puzzles so much and I'm horrible at them so the fact these idiots are basing their votes on our performance on this challenge is ridiculous because I have out-played Courtney every other time.

The worst part is no one listens to me, I had a great idea which was everyone gave each puzzle a try so we could see where we all stood before we divided things which honestly would have helped because then you know who has the best and worst times and then its easier to improove those times. But then Courtney who is a lazy ass comes online and of course she decides to shut down my idea and says she will do easy and then Bob takes an "executive decision" and decides who does what puzzle. AFTER I said I hated and sucked at puzzles and had a horrible 8 minutes for medium and now I'm on medium.

Fucking Cuntney is on easy so she will obviously out-perform me and then I will be voted out because I'm playing with a bunch of self-centered lazy assholes who don't listen to other people's suggestions. Because there is NO way we can win the challenge, seriously.

Things here at Gwadatim are taking a turn for the worst. We not only seem to not be able to pull our act together but we have drama everywhere because Courtney has lost it. She is a vile human being and she continued to nag and cause disturbance between the tribe.

Honestly, at this point it is pretty obvious the black people have an alliance so I've been brushing my slave talking skills and trying to bond with them. I have went as far as to use dirt to conceal my natural white skin color in case they don't remember I was ever white. Maybe that way they would keep me around and vote out Courtney instead.

I'm gonna go back and bust my ass at that puzzle. Blah... wish me luck?

[Host Brett]

Good luck!

[Shambo]

Thanks, honestly if I go home this round it's going to be very disapointing.
I'm a far better player in every sense than Courtney so I deserve to stay,
The fact my life depends on people I can't possibly stand is ridiculous

[Shambo]

Storing this here as I just used it to throw Sherea under the bus to Rory in hopes this gives me another round after Courtney is gone:

Shambo (1:05:18): what are you thinking tho?
Sherea L (1:05:26): if she is majority...im voting her lol
Shambo (1:05:39): so, you are just gonna do what the majority wants?
Sherea L (1:05:59): well court will probs vote u
Sherea L (1:06:02): along with rory LOL
Shambo (1:06:16): I'm voting her, obviously
Shambo (1:06:23): but I'm asking you what you want to do

[Shambo]

EPISODE IV

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"Someone thinks you're 'Ethan'...!"[/font][/color]

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Well, Philip talked to me today, he said that Courtney should be going home unless he is being kept on the dark about the vote, which I doubt will happen. Then again, these people are shady as fuck so it could very easily happen.

Philip mentioned that Bob wanted to vote me out just because I confronted him last round, like seriously? It wasn’t that bad, and what did you expect if you “kept someone out of the loop”. Like he can’t be a serious player if he expects everyone to get along and for everyone to follow his boring personality off a cliff.

Whatever, as long as I survive, the Tribal Council questions make it sound like a swap is next, which would be AMAZING ‘cause then I can flip the script on this people and show them they should have never alienated me. Honestly it’s like I’m playing with a bunch of rookies, why would you EVER alienate someone on purpose? It makes absolutely no sense. Unless you are like me and play characters and don’t care about winning, but any winner knows that alienating people is the worst thing you can do.

Things have once again spun out of control, my fate is on the hands of people who I have nothing in common with. The only advantage I have is that Philip is seemingly on my side, he is fighting for me to stay so I hope that the others have a herd mentality and just follow through. I talked to all of them but non of them seem to be able to make decisions, which is frustrating.

The dirt make-up doesn’t seem to be working either. I think they can see right through it, maybe it’s the smell instead. They can smell the whiteness on me… maybe. I am out of options here, I wonder if I maul Courtney during one of her pee breaks and drag her to the jungle she would quit, or would I get disqualified for using violence on another contestant?

I wish God would come on a dream to me and tell me what is going to happen, that would help. A lot.

Now, my next round is about something completely different and maybe even controversial. But I have a concern about a Prediction Writer, some of the stuff I have said in my confessional Courtney has mentioned, now some of them is pretty obvious and some may be coincidence but I feel a little suspicious because I don’t want to, at any point, be affected by this just ‘cause I didn’t follow my gut instinct. Is there a way I can block only one person from my confessional to avoid PW drama?

Furthermore this same person [I’m being classy and not saying names] and once again this could only be perception posted a message on the forum before this challenge [thank Jesus it got deleted] but it basically said that when we lost again the vote out should not be the weaker player but to make the smarter decision. Now, since it has been solidly established Courtney is the weaker and the blacks are aligned that [to me] sounds like “VOTE OUT SHAMBO” further more liking every single post where Courtney bashed me and mentions how I will have a tribe swap [while this person knows its true] makes me concerned that it could be taken as a sign from the other players that what she is saying it’s true. So… that’s my two cents and once again I don’t want to cause PW drama but I don’t want to get screwed over by something shady.

[Shambo]

EPISODE IV

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"Holla at your swing vote!"[/font][/color]

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You know, with the new tribes it seems like it’s a new season on this game: season of the swing vote. Your bitch Shambeautiful here has now went from nastiest lowest grunt ever to the cunt that can abolish black-power everywhere and make Martin Luther King Jr. toss and turn on his grave. Oh yes.

I am so excited to be able to fuck everyone for alienating me, Hamlet was right about revenge, it’s amazing then again he does call it the most foul and unnatural murder, but I don’t give a shit because it’s gonna be supah enjoyable!

I’m not sure if the best part is I get to be the swing vote or the fact Bob Dawg is basically fucked over there, instant karma for being a dick. I can’t wait for him to be voted out so I can gloat about it. The only way he can survive is if he has the idol because his social game is lacking and that would be the one thing that would save him otherwise.

Courtney went home last night, I was extremely happy about it because that meant I had more time to prove myself to the tribe and then something even better happened…

A tribe swap has came and now I am in company of other white people, the days of darkness have stopped as I can move and do whatever I want. How I will proceed about this, I’m not sure but I am excited for the possibility of new life on this game.

I am glad I stuck to my guns because it’s true what they say, marines never quit.

Turns out DD and Rob hate each other so I can’t exactly swap, I am thinking Edgardo goes first since that’s what Phil wants then I try to pull a move on Sherea, since apparently she is double dealing everywhere and I want her GONE.

Oh and by the way Rory came to me after the vote and basically took credit for saving me and bla bla, I said thank you but honestly think he is just saying that shit because he knew there was a tribe swap so I won’t feel bad when I destroy him

[Shambo]

Philip: ?
Shambo: heeeey
Shambo: did you see my message?
Shambo: Edgardo said he would vote Sherea
Shambo: get Rory and we should be fine
Philip: hey
Shambo: hi
Philip: well
Philip: i need to know exactly what who said?
Philip: about me and ashit
Shambo: ashit?
Shambo: why did you just blow up on danielle?
Philip: shit
Shambo: how is that helping?
Philip: because
Philip: she needs to vote ed
Shambo: we need votes FOR you, not against you
Philip: and needs to vote here
Shambo: NO
Shambo: NO
Shambo: edgardo is with us
Philip: he is notz
Shambo: dont you dare target him
Shambo: y
Shambo: he promised me he was voting her out
Philip: i tly hope you dont think he will vote against dd
Shambo: he is voting against sherea
Philip: lol yeah
Philip: you think
Shambo: yeah i do
Philip: well
Philip: dd
Philip: is as good as dead
Philip: she goes next
Philip: i dont care aynmore
Philip: Shambo
Philip: its gorilla time
Shambo: well, the gorilla better stay calm
Shambo: blowing up on people and targetting potential votes on our side
Shambo: is not smart
Philip: what?
Philip: listen
Philip: just vote sherea
Shambo: i will
Philip: and tell ed, or dd
Philip: NOTHING
Shambo: but dont treat me like a second class citizen here
Shambo: I know how to play
Philip: except..fuck off and vote who yoiu want
Philip: well
Shambo: and I'm trying to save your ass
Philip: SORRY
Philip: but i aint heard form you in sometime
Shambo: so don't blow up on me cause I'm the one person who is on your side
Philip: and you weren't on line
Shambo: I have a life, sorry
Philip: and now ed alread yknows shiot and dd is giving me big mouth talk
Shambo: ed knows what he has to know
Philip: lol
Philip: man
Philip: i just got up
Philip: to finds this bullshit everywhere
Philip: challenge already over
Philip: dd and sherea attacking me
Shambo: yeah, but I'm here looking out for you and you are treating me like a second class citizen, its not my fault you are cranky
Philip: lol i know
Philip: sorry
Philip: i just thought ed and dd may not know too much
Philip: and i know they talked to you...so
Shambo: im trying to save your ass, of course I'm gonna tell them things
Shambo: otherwise they won't trust me
Philip: ^^
Shambo: so, stop blowing up on people and get rory and rob and ill deal with those two
Philip: rory
Philip: when isee him..i will ewlt him know..rob is alread yon board
Shambo: good
Philip: also
Philip: blowing up in faces
Philip: it's what i do
Philip: .D
Philip: i'm a former federal agent
Philip: dd is giving me back talk
Philip: she starts to annoy me
Shambo: just ignore her
Philip: yeah she wont be around for long anyway
Philip: i will leave a message to rory
Philip: everyone esle knows how to vote
Philip: I REALLY hope sherea doesnt have the idol
Philip: if she did
Philip: and dd and ed voted me
Philip: i'd be gone
Philip: thats why i wanted them to vote for each other
Philip: so there'd be votes on them aswell, besides sherea
Shambo: i hope she doesnt either
Shambo: i know what you mean
Shambo: but edgardo might vote with us
Shambo: dd is immune
Shambo: she cant be voted for
Philip: ah well
Philip: true

Dear Philip:
Please consider this my resignation from being your ally. I am not going to be treated like a crappy player by anyone and especially someone like you who doesn’t even understand the concept of not targeting potential votes. Blowing up on DD was retarded. Yes, she is an idiot for arguing back but what does it prove? I hope you understand I’m keeping you this round more because I hate Sherea than because I want to work with you. It’s almost like my hands are tied here and once again you are the lesser evil. So, next time don’t treat me like I have no idea what I’m doing.

Toddles,
Shambo.

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[Shambo]

EPISODE V

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"Holla at your swing vote!"[/font][/color]

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Well, obviously harmony and happiness has been thrown at the door because of the fact I’m camping with a bunch of morons. It’s so ridiculous how much drama has went down in one single round. It all started because Sherea is trash, no seriously. She is like the ghettoest bitch around here, she suddenly decided that she hated Philip and so she was gonna try to throw him to the wolves. So she painted this picture where she was the victim and it’s like bitch please, you were in on the black alliance I was the minority so don’t try to steal my thunder!

She clearly just wants attention or to make the game interesting, but that was my job so I shall not allow it. Jealousy is a horrible disease and that bitch is jealous of the fact I could be the swing vote. Anyways fucking Sherea decides she wants to throw Philip under the bus and brain-fucks Danielle into following her lead.

So then Danielle tells me Philip is the vote and I’m like “uh, no..” so I tell Philip and the idiot goes and starts shouting at Danielle. I kid you not, he for some reason decided it was smart to be a dick and threaten her, she backlashed and started the name-calling so now they hate each other. Great, the only two people I like and they are hating each other, what are the odds? It’s like I’m a bad luck charm or something, seriously, nothing goes my way.

Anyways I went to Edgardo and told him the truth, that Sherea was in control and that voting out Philip was fucking himself because Sherea had Bob and Rory, which is kind of a lie because I think Rory likes Philip more and Bob’s boring ass will go home this round. Which by the way, cutting his last rope on the challenge was def the highlight of my day. I mean talk about the perfect revenge!

Anyways my two favorite morons decide to argue with each other and here I am sitting on the middle rolling my eyes because they are fucking everything I wanted to happen.

Oh, I totally strayed away from Edgardo. Anyways I convince Ed to vote with me against Sherea, then Philip comes online and tries targeting Edgardo. Wait, what? Yeah, you read that right, the moron tries to get a guy on our side voted out *facepalm* gaaaaah! See what I’m saying? The second I’m the smartest person on the tribe you know we are in trouble.

Philip finally comes to his senses to vote out Sherea and then, another roadblock: Rory wants to vote Ed. Like seriously? Didn’t you see Shitrea take you out second on the challenge? Gah!!!!

Now, after Shitrea goes home then Danielle [who I refuse to call DD, cause that’s the most retarded nickname ever] is probably going to trot home. Motherfucker, can’t I catch a break?

In conclusion, I hate the fact that everyone here is a moron and I have to deal with them.

Next season I call being the train-wreck / non sane person.

[Shambo]

Can someone explain me what this argument is about?
It's like whatever you are both dumb.
Seriously

[Shambo]

Edgardo Rivera: so were voting Sherea correct


Shambo: hey! yes, we are <3


Edgardo Rivera: alright


Edgardo Rivera: u need to teach Phillip
Edgardo Rivera: on how to shut up lessons


Shambo: what did he do now?


Edgardo Rivera: he is falsely accusing me of being untrustworthy


Shambo: omg
Shambo: im sorry


Edgardo Rivera: hes stupid sometimes lol


Shambo: I just told him to zip it
Shambo: I'm sorry


Shambo: he is like the real philip sometimes


Edgardo Rivera: im voting Sherea
Edgardo Rivera: but he really needs to shut the f**k up



SHUT THE FUCK UP PHILIP, YOU ARE SCREWING ME OVER!!!

[Shambo]

EPISODE VI

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"At least try to stay quiet!"[/font][/color]

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Sorry I haven’t posted anything, I have been super busy and honestly I have not got much to say. Philip went home and while I liked Philip he absolutely deserved it for going all crazy and fucking over everything I had worked on, now I don’t know if I had actually managed to get the votes to keep him and then everyone swapped or if it’s just an illusion of my self-entitles mind but either way it works.

Anyways, Philip went home and I was obviously sure that Shitrea was going home so I argued with her nasty ass and now I find myself all fucked over because I chose to align with the islands psycho. But ALAS such is Survivor and now I have to find new ways to survive, for example: Danielle. We have been talking and even though we are by no means aligned she wants to keep me around because we are friends and she trusts me, plus there might be something else I can’t quite put my finger on.

Anyways, Danielle said that Sherea wanted me to trust her and bla bla, I’m not sure if this is true or if she is making it up so that me and Sherea align and she has what she wants, but for now I’m not going to make any effort. It would look stupid after me bashing her constantly, so she can make the effort if she wants, if not it’s fine by me.

Which by the way, completely off topic but the Loser’s Lodge being called “Gwadatim Camp” makes me feel so incredibly happy, because it’s so true. We are the worst tribe ever, even with a swap we still managed to get ourselves voted out when we have majority. I mean wow. Ulonging has been outdone y Gwadatiming aka fucking yourselves over, constantly and getting your own tribe voted out. Yay Gwadatim pride <3

Just to keep the joke going I want Sherea or Rory gone next, haha!

So for now my strategy is to play a little UTR and hope that Rory is the first target because I’m keeping quiet and talking to some people and being just happy. But eh… I’m not sure how this would go, this round is just kind of a filler round for me cause I’m super busy.

Ep. title by Danielle when she was telling me that this round I should try to be quiet even though that's obviously not part of my personality, honestly it probably wouldn't happen if it wasn't cause I'm never around lmfao