Double D DDoesn't Know Who To Vote For...

[DDanielle DDiLorenzo]

And I'm being completely honest. I don't know which of the two of you deserves my vote more. I would like to say congratulations. You both deserve to be here because you made it here. Let's get to it...

Jason, we started off this game as allies, but as the game progressed you just sorta went with Kim once Kim and I got split up. My questions are as follows...

1. Why did you choose to work with Kim so closely this game?

2. What did Kim mean to you in this game? Was she a best friend, an ally, a meat-shield, or something else?

3. If you had won the final 3 immunity challenge, who would you have taken to the finals?

4. List all the moves that YOU made happen. What did you do on your own in this game?

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Rory, you played hard, no doubt. Despite me trying to gain your trust by giving you an idol, you took it and voted me out. I don't mind cutthroat gameplaying, since that's what I do, but you lied A LOT. You lied to what seemed like an unnecessary amount, and therefore your gameplay came across as sloppy, unlike my boob job. My questions are as follows...

1. A.List all the lies that you told that you later realized did not need to be told.
B. Do you believe that your lies made your gameplay sloppy? If not, why? If so, try and justify them anyway.

2. Give, with a reason why, a different member of the jury these titles...
The Socialite
The Brawn
The Mastermind
The Weakling
The "should-have-been" prejury
The Innocent One

3. You claimed to have made some new friends out of this game. Tell me who these friends are, and tell me some stuff about them. IE: name, hobbies, location and whatnot.

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Questions for both:

1. You can write out 5 checks for a million dollars to the jury. Which 3 do not receive a check, and why?

2. If you could go back and change one thing in the game, what would it be?

3. What was the stupidest move of the season and why?

4. What was the best move of the season and why?

5. List the 5 All-Stars of this season

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My vote is already somewhat decided, but if you answer the questions well enough, either of you can get my vote. Good luck!

[Jathoneus God of the Sea]

1. Why did you choose to work with Kim so closely this game?

I don't have any particular reason why I decided to work with Kim other than I really liked her as a person and since we were together the entire game we simply clicked. We regularly kept in touch and had many conversations where we were completely honest with each other. It was a great relationship that was formed during this game.

2. What did Kim mean to you in this game? Was she a best friend, an ally, a meat-shield, or something else?

I would consider Kim a Partner. Many people seem to have viewed me as a lesser player in this game, stating at many times that I didn't deserve to be there over others still in the game, you being one of them, but the fact of the matter is I made that stage of the game, whatever stage I was being criticized for remaining and at that point regardless of what people had done we were on the same level. I considered Kim an equal during the whole game, we strategized together, both contributed to decision making and both fought to get us further in the game.

3. If you had won the final 3 immunity challenge, who would you have taken to the finals?

Had I won the Final 3 Immunity Challenge I would have brought Kim to the Finals.

4. List all the moves that YOU made happen. What did you do on your own in this game?

To be honest I didn't make many moves in this game, and the moves I made were simply positioning. Positioning myself in the right alliances and particularly my alliance with Kim so I was her closest ally. There's a misconception that big moves result in success in Survivor, therefore the more moves you make the more success. Making moves is great, but only when it's necessary. I had done such a good job positioning myself in this game that I was never in a position where such a move was necessary.

1. You can write out 5 checks for a million dollars to the jury. Which 3 do not receive a check, and why?

I hate to correct your math but there are 9 jurors so 4 would not receive a check. I would select Shambo first because she decided to remove himself from the game, so thus giving away any chance at winning. Then I would choose Sally, Ted and Shane not only because they were the first voted off but simply I feel as though Kim, Rob, yourself, Sherea and Neleh all had a greater impact on the game and would deserve it more than they would.

2. If you could go back and change one thing in the game, what would it be?

I would change the mistake I made in the previous challenge. I missed a post by a few seconds and it went into the next minute and had I not done that I could have lasted much longer and hopefully pulled off a win and have been able to bring Kim with me to the Finals.

3. What was the stupidest move of the season and why?

In my mind there was no definitive "stupidest move" this season, but if this Final Tribal Council doesn't go the way Rory had planned, his decision to bring me to the Finals will probably take the title.

4. What was the best move of the season and why?

I think the best move was one made by myself and Kim and that's teaming up. We were a very strong alliance and I think we worked very well as a team, and this was made clear by how long we lasted together in this game.

5. List the 5 All-Stars of this season

Selecting only 5 from this season is difficult because I feel as though there are 7 truly All-Star worthy competitors. First I would have to choose both Myself and Rory, I think the fact that we made the Finals and both with completely opposite styles of gameplay make us All-Star candidates. The next two would be Kim and Rob because I think they both played great games throughout and both just missed out on the Finals by not winning those Immunity Challenges. Finally I think you deserve the 5th spot because of how well you played this game and the fact that you went much sooner then you probably should have.

The other two people I feel are also All-Star worthy are Sherea and Bobby Mason. I feel as though Sherea was a great character who would be a great addition to an All-Star season and Bobby Mason was the top "Dawg" this season until the tribe switched stumped his game. He's someone who definitely has All-Star potential.

[Rory "The Crusher"]

I have harder questions than Jason that seemed DESIGNED to make me piss off the Jury... but here we go! so excited!

1. A. List all the lies that you told that you later realized did not need to be told.

1.) Telling Kim I would take her to the F2.

2.) Telling Danielle that I "deleted the post" which said I chose to use my Hidden Idol on her... I had simply never used it, nor planned to.

3.) Telling Kim that I TOOK her to the F2 after I had already sent in my vote to eliminate her. That's the one I regret the most. I was kicking her when she was down and I apologize. Sorry Kimmy, mad respect for you, I really should not have done that

4.) Telling Sherea and DD that I had nothing going on with Kim. Pretty sure they OBVIOUSLY knew and it was just an unnecessary lie. Trying to constantly deny that alliance pretty much just got Sherea and DD madder and madder at me I think.

Can't think of any more I regret.... unless I'm missing something huge.

B. Do you believe that your lies made your gameplay sloppy? If not, why? If so, try and justify them anyway.

Of course my lies made my gameplay sloppy! But I knew I had to make moves in this game, and I would never go to you (DD) and say, "heyyyy, I'm voting you out, sorry, but its okay you can try and rally votes against me!" I had to lie because I THOUGHT I had to lie if I was gonna pull off any moves and get people out of this game.

2. Give, with a reason why, a different member of the jury these titles...

The Socialite - Rob. He was online more than any of us and he played one sneaky ass game. I ALWAYS thought he would take my side in the end, but week after week he tricked me and proved me wrong.

The Brawn - Kimmy, winner of the most individual immunity. A force to be reckoned with.

The Mastermind - DD, she controlled this game. Had I never betrayed her she would have won too. Well, her or Sherea.

The Weakling - Shane, he never seemed to step up in challenges I suppose. He was more of a behind-the-scenes type player.

The "Should-Have-Been" Prejury - Jason. Should be pretty obvious! Jimmy played a better game from below the grave.

The Innocent One - Neleh Her and her dolly were precious.

3. You claimed to have made some new friends out of this game. Tell me who these friends are, and tell me some stuff about them. IE: name, hobbies, location and whatnot.

Well you're a sumo wrestler hair stylist from Poland.

Kimmy told me she's in the porn industry. Her real name is Sh'a'quanda.

Little Ted's real name is Ethan and he's a little fucker.

Shane is a divorced dad living in Bikini Bottom, and he's a crab, and loves money money money.

OH, and my girl, Sherea, she is a sheep herder from New Zealand.... Jason is in her herd practicing real hard to be the #1 sheep. BAAAAA!!!

Rob's real name is Curtis, some ginger fuck who drinks water and says "I SWEAR IT'S VODKA GUYS!!"

And finally, Sally is simply a figment of our imaginations... Sausage Island's Final TWIST!!!


To be honest, I did make lots of friends in this game. But I know these friends as DD, and Neleh, and Kimmy.... not as Horace, Bilbo, and Gilgamesh or whatever your real names may be. I'm sure if I pulled up AIM convos I asked at some point where ya'll are actually from and what your real gender is, but I know you all as your Survivor names primarily. But some of you still became VERY good friends of mine! I don't think that should really matter if I don't know your actual boob size and if your dad beat you when you were little or not....

1. You can write out 5 checks for a million dollars to the jury. Which 3 do not receive a check, and why?

Shambo by default. Since she technically quit...

Sally, another kinda MEH answer. I never met her for the most part and she was our first Juror.

Shane, he had a big impact on this game but he wasn't one of the "bigger" players.

FInal one, I guess Little Teddy, only because all the other players made it far and were also baller players. So since he placed worse than them, he gets the final spot.

2. If you could go back and change one thing in the game, what would it be?

Oh boy....

Probably inviting Kim, Jason, and Rob into a chatroom during the F4 and just RIPPING on Jason continuously. It was funny and truthful for a second, and then just became unnecessary and mean.

3. What was the stupidest move of the season and why?

Rob not voting for Kim with me during the F4. I'm all for respecting an alliance, but NOT when your own life is about to end. There's a limit.

4. What was the best move of the season and why?

Hmmmm... I suppose Kim telling me all the bad things Sherea/DD had been saying about me behind my back. She pitted us against each other and ultimately got me to say "FUCK IT" and make a huge move, and vote DD out of the game.

5. List the 5 All-Stars of this season.

Kim, DD, Sherea, Rory, Rob

Honorable Mentions to Neleh and Ted and Bob

Laugh Award to Phillip

[DDanielle DDiLorenzo]

Thanks boys, I have what I need!