Gosh, there are many reasons!
1.) His confessional is horribly lacking in posts....
2.) Jason did NOT have a game of his own. He followed Kim's every command and never left her side. He calls this his "strategy," using her as a shield, but that's not true, he was just an inactive player letting someone else make all his moves for him. And even if you do want to say, yes, Kim was still technically his
shield, well, how does that qualify him as a better player than someone who had no shield? It doesn't...
3.) Jason was on AIM roughly once every month. His social game was HORRIBLE, and that's just me being nice. His social game was literally non-existent, or could be summed up as one word, "Kim."
4.) Jason missed the majority of the Immunity Challenges in the game. Every AIM challenge he NEVER attended. It was rare to see him even post in any Immunity Challenge in general. We cannot award this behavior a win, that would be purely ridiculous.
5.) Jason has never won an Individual Immunity Challenge. It was me who dragged him to the F2.
6.) He never made a single move BY himself all game. Again, everything was orchestrated by Kim, or others. If a player cannot make a move for themselves and never even tries to, then why the fuck are you playing this game?
7.) He didn't Outwit anyone. He didn't Outplay anyone. All he did was float to the end, thus "Outplaying" you all,
technically. But why would you want to award someone who didn't fulfill all three aspects of the game? He simply gave his most minimal effort.......
8.) His journey to the F2 was not challenging. His arc remained the same from start to finish. I had to go through hell to get here, going to TC every week of the game but one. While other people won IC's for him, I had to forge alliance, break deals, and weasel my way through the ranks. Then, entering merge with an old Gwad tribe of 2, while Jason had 8, was rough for me. My story is one of a true underdog, it's not what some of you may respect, but it is poetic. His game was jut one of someone who didn't play the game.
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Sally - Elyse Umemoto (current season). Elyse was in a great alliance, was such a nice soul, and seemed like she was going to go FAR in the game. Suddenly, her allies turned against her, and sent her packing. She was gone too early.
Shambo - Janu (Palau). Janu was such a nice soul, and had a small tight knit group of allies she trusted. However, due to personal reasons, she left the game, but did so happily.
Little Ted - ETHAN!!!! .......... not! Cuz you're no Cancer survivor
I would give you Jean-Robert, one of my personal favorite players. I found him to be HILARIOUS, but others did not. He had a good group of allies who secretly wanted to rip his guts out. And finally once they were given the chance to do so, they voted him out, and he farted and burped all the way to Ponderosa.
Shane - Nick (Australia). Nick was a great guy! He got far in the game, never made any enemies, and got eliminated before his time. Nick also had tons of promise, but never got to make big moves for himself. He tried to, but they unfortunately failed due to lack of numbers, and he was sent packing.
Double D's - Amanda Kimmel (everything). Amanda is super nice at times, sometimes too nice that it could affect her own game negatively. However, she's still one of the best players to ever grace Survivor, deserving of the win in every season she has played in.
Sherea - Sherea. I see no difference here! ;D I spoke to Sherea all game as if it was her, LOL!!!
Neleh - Rupert (yarggg)! Rupert is a fun-loving guy that no one can possibly hate. He also had a pet snake named Balboa, quite similar to Neleh's Barbie. He always made it far in games but never pulled off a win
Bawston Robes - Bruce (Panama). Bruce was just overall a HILARIOUS player, and that time he got drunk was especially funny. (P.S., you also qualify as TYSON for sure!)
Kimmy - Parvati (everything). Parv has proved time and time again she can control this freaking game. She is a force to be reckoned with, and hot. She could also be EVIL as hell when the time called for it.
Jason - Ibrehem (Palau). Ibe believed in spiritual goodness, but never made a move of his own all game. He got decently far but was voted out and did nothing about it. He had great potential, but instead, just greatly disappointed me... P.S, I almost answered this one with CHET, a more fitting character for Jason to be honest, but Chet is not spiritual in the slightest, or god-worthy either, lol.
Rory - Jonathan Penner (Cook Islands). Penner plays this game well, but sometimes lets himself take over and he goes too far. He's a funny player, smart, good at challenges, not great, but good. However, his cunning wit and overall desire to fuck with other players ultimately trails towards his downfall. Being called a "snake" and a "rat," he did what he had to do in order to further himself in the game, just as I feel I did too... also, he basically wears the Rory hat, I mean c'mon!
Oh boy
Probably the time I gang-banged a stripper...
GO CUSE!!!!!!!
Unfortunately, my Orange will probably fall apart during elimination rounds as usual!!
Uhhh... UNC, Nova, Kansas, and Duke.... just because SHIT HAPPENS sometimes -__-
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